1. set my ass down a chair
2. feed me
3. play [insert anime here]
a few hours later: hello have my feels in the form of boys loving boys
imagine what would happen if we actually marathon-ed inazuma eleven
pfff you’ve got danball, imma just sit back and wait
I hope you regret this when I churn out more atrocious porn
now I only have to open my files
… /goes off to do something else
